Wednesday, April 16, 2014

#999: David Openheimer


Project Blue Beam is an elaborate conspiracy theory according to which NASA is attempting to implement a New Age religion with the Antichrist at its head and thereby start a New World Order via a technologically-simulated Second Coming. It was started by legendary Canadian madman Serge Monast who, according to the theory’s proponents, was assassinated by the Canadian government for revealing the truth.

David Openheimer is among the true believers, and he has his presentation proudly displayed on this informative geocities page, along with reports of a multitude of other secret weapons and technologies that the powers that be are just waiting to unleash on America’s own citizens. These include all the usual suspects: chemtrails, HAARP, and ominous stuff such as the Montauk project and Philadelphia experiment.

According to Openheimer, the first implementation of Project Bluebeam, is “the breakdown of all archaological knowledge [by] staging earthquakes at certain precise locations around the planet where supposed new ‘discoveries’ will finally explain (for them) that the meanings of the basic doctrines of all the world’s major religions are ‘wrong’ [I’m sure that will convince them all]. This falsification will be used to make the population believe that all religious doctrine has been misunderstood and misinterpreted. The falsification started with the film 2001: A Space Odessy, the TV-series STAR TREK, the STAR WARS films, E.T., all of which deal with space ‘invasion’ and ‘protection.’ JURASSIC PARK, was to push the theory of evolution.” Yes, the theory of evolution is part of the propaganda machinery, obviously. “The second step deals with the gigantic space show: 3D optical holograms and sounds, laser projections of multiple holographic images in different parts of the world, each receiving a different image, according to its predetermined original national religious faith […].” And that paves the way for the third step, which “deals with telepathic electronic two-way communication, where ELF, VLF (Very Low Frequency), and LF (Low Frequency) waves will reach the people of the earth through the insides of their brains, making each person believe that his own God is speaking to him from within his owm soul.

The fourth step is the big one. It “involves universal supernatural manifestations using electronic means [… 1] to make mankind believe that an alien invasion is about to occur upon every major city on the earth. This is to push each major nation into using its nuclear capability to strike back [and]  put each of these nations in a state of full disarmament before the United Nations after the false attack; [2] to make the ‘christian’ believe that a major rapture is occurring, […] to get rid of all significant opposition to the NEW WORLD ORDER; [3] [by] a mixture of electronic and supernatural forces [to] allow supernatural forces to travel through fiber optics cable, coaxial cable, electric and telephone lines in order to penetrate all electronic equipment and appliances that will by then all have a special microship installed. The goal of this step deals with the materialization of satanic ghosts, spectres, and poltergeists all across the globe in order to push all populations to the edge of a wave of suicide, killing and permanent psychological disorder. After that night of the THOUSAND STARS, HUMANITY IS BELIEVED TO BE READY FOR THEM TO ENTER IN A ‘NEW MESSIAH’ TO REESTABLISH PEACE EVERYWHERE AT ANY COST, EVEN AT THE COST OF FREEDOM.’

Quite elaborate, in other words. It has been pointed out that all the elaborately described steps of Monast’s original conspiracy theory were described in the script of an unmade Star Trek episode presented in Joel Engel’s biography Gene Roddenberry: The Myth and the Man Behind Star Trek, which was released in 1994 shortly before Monast presented his theory. Even other conspiracy theorists noticed the connection, and most have hence concluding that Monast had been fed deceptive information by the CIA, thereby brilliantly illustrating the mechanics of conspiracy theories (here, courtesy of Secret Sun’s Christopher Knowles and Richard Dolan).

Diagnosis: Lucky us to have people such as David Openheimer to tell us how it all hangs together. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

#998: Marvin Olasky


Marvin Olasky is editor-in-chief of WORLD Magazine, author of more than 20 books (including The Tragedy of American Compassion), and Distinguished Chair in Journalism and Public Policy at Patrick Henry College (“God’s Harvard”) – that’s not a real educational institution, if anyone wondered, but an unaccredited fundamentalist religious diploma mill that teaches a literal interpretation of the Bible (e.g. in their “biology” courses). He was also advisor to Bush during his first Presidential election campaign in 1999. Olasky is a defender of “compassionate conservatism”. He is also a sworn Dominionist, which puts his “compassion” in a particular light (the idea is basically that good Christians, not the government, should have the responsibility to help those in need, since that was how it was in the old days and it worked so much better).

Among his other antics, Olasky edited the 16-book Turning Point Christian Worldview series funded by Howard Ahmanson, Jr.’s Fieldstead Institute, which champions and funds the cause of “total integration of Biblical law into our lives.” His views on journalism also diverge from mainstream schools of theory. According to Olasky (e.g. in his 1996 book Telling the Truth) God created the world, knows more about it than anyone else, and explains its nature in the Bible, so therefore “biblical objectivity” accurately depicts the world as it is, whereas conventional journalistic objectivity shows either a blind materialism or a balancing of subjectivities. The ideas of freedom of the press and investigative journalism are apparently also of Biblical origin, though it is hard for anyone but a perceptive fundamentalist like Olasky to draw the connection.

His magazine, WORLD, has apparently become – after a long time – a bit wary of David Barton’s lies, however. Why did it take so long? They had to wait for the right people to make the criticisms: “Left-wing historians for years have criticized Barton. We haven’t spotlighted those criticisms because we know the biases behind them. It’s different when Christian conservatives point out inaccuracies,” which must be one of the most blatant ad hominem arguments ever made.

Olasky is no fan of equal rights either, and particularly not of high-achieving women. Apparently, women joining the workforce has had “dire consequences for society,” according to Olasky (though, once again, he hasn’t really elaborated on said consequences). He later said in response to criticism that he was actually praising the high achievements of women in major philanthropic organizations. Notice that the response does not contradict his earlier statement. “God does not forbid women to be leaders in society,” says Olasky, “but there’s a certain shame attached to it.” Precisely. Now everyone is presumably satisfied.

Of course, Olasky is a staunch creationist. Darwinism – which for Olasky is equivalent to atheism – fails because, it seems, well, because there was a column in the New York times written by a journalist that Olasky found stupid.
 
Diagnosis: Another fundie liar-for-Jesus, Olasky is actually one of the movers and shakers in the dominionist branches of radical wingnuttery. He has quite a bit of political clout, and must be considered a serious threat to civilization.

#997: Dan O'Dowd


Dan O’Dowd is the general manager for the moderately successful Colorado Rockies baseball team, and a severe godbot. Now, it is not a particularly uncommon among this type, but O’Dowd believes God has a hand in the victories of his team (and, to emphasize, O’Dowd really seems to actually believe this – not just for show): “You look at some of the moves we made and didn’t make,” O’Dowd says “[y]ou look at some of the games we’re winning. Those aren’t just a coincidence. God has definitely had a hand in this,” and has provided long, tortured arguments for why the apparent coincidences related to his team playing can’t really be mere coincidences, and therefore God (and, one assumes, if the coincidences had worked out slightly different, that would have entailed that God is O’Dowd’s buddy as well). In other words, the Colorado Rockies win because God’s on their side.

I’m not saying this attitude is uncommon, but it’s so stunningly crazy that we have to cover it. O’Dowd will serve as our representative.

Diagnosis: Deeply delusional fanatic, but presumably a mirror of a culture rather than a driving force. 

Monday, April 14, 2014

#996: Joan Ocean


Joan Ocean comes across as a really nice but stunningly crazy lady who, according to her bio, has a degree in Counseling Psychology and is “internationally known for her work in the field of human-dolphin and whale communication.” Apparently she realized she had these abilities in the 80s when she experienced a life-changing communication between her and a whale somewhere off the coast of BC. At present she “experiences the gentle communication of the dolphins and whales as sound holography [yeah, you think you’ll get a further explanation? Good luck with that], a language that intensifies physical senses, bypasses rational-cognitive paradigms [indeed], resonates directly with our cellular intelligence, and awakens multiple levels of perception and consciousness.” Precisely (it sounds a bit like what the rest of us calls “imagination”, though the “cellular intelligence” bit is novel). Ocean is currently “regarded as an authority on the subject of Dolphin Tel-Empathic Communication, she has developed the methodologies of her work, entitled Participatory Research, in which human and cetacean species are equally conducting research with each other,” and “has dedicated her life to studying cetaceans by respectfully joining them in their natural habitats and becoming their friend and colleague.”

That’s why she has been arranging her own gatherings in Hawaii for the last ten years: The Power of Sound Conference, Dolphins and ET Civilization Conference and the Dolphins and Teleportation Symposium (described here). Yes, you read that right. The 2011 invitation is here. It is absolutely gorgeous. The symposium apparently provides the participants (including Andrew Basiago) with “momentous revelations and personal experiences of Time Travel, dolphins and our evolving paradigm for 2012 in harmony with Earth.” Now, “paradigm” is rather obviously not the only word she doesn’t quite understand in that word salad.

Ocean has determined that “the cetaceans are able to encode frequencies to resonate with our personal patterns as we swim among them in the ocean,” and the information they convey is apparently therefore “translatable by us, because they are using our own neurological fibers, non-verbal, non-cognitive, emotional programs as the medium for communication.” But we should let Ocean explain: “It is through our feelings and intuition that we are able to access this transmission. The cetaceans are advanced in the science of esoteric, multi-dimensional intelligences which include both the capacity to understand the intentions, motivations, desires and universal blueprint/patterns/sigils of others and the capacity to understand themselves in the same way.” And the upshot, you may ask (or not)? “Once we begin to experiment with this, we can access vibrational-frequency-environments that exist beyond Time. Once beyond Time, we can travel anywhere in the local Universe.” Hence teleportation. According to herself, Ocean “and the dolphins have been visiting the many futures of planet Earth and using the knowledge obtained there to awaken people to the powerful significance of their own futures and its relationship to their present lives. Implementing the teachings of the dolphins, Joan facilitates Week With Joan Ocean Seminars where people visit future worlds and parallel realities accompanied by the dolphins.”

Diagnosis: And whenever you thought you’d reached the limits of sheer crazy with, say, Gene Ray or William Schnoebelen, they prove you wrong. At least Ocean’s woo seems entirely harmless, and it’s hard to imagine that it has had a lot of impact.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

#995: Cathy O'Brien


Cathleen Ann O’Brien is an alleged victim of Project MKULTRA, a CIA program to research drugs for intelligence purposes) and survivor of the mythical CIA mind control programs Project Monarch. She has written two books about that, Trance Formation of America (1995) and Access Denied: For Reasons of National Security (2004) (with Mark Phillips), which have actually received a degree of popularity.

The memories she thinks she possesses were retrieved through the use of hypnosis, which would make her story approximately slightly less reliable than if she had came up with it in a dream. Apparently the hypnosis also brought forth memories of child abuse (of her and her daughter) by international pedophile rings, drug barons and Satanists – all part of a sex slave aspect to her “trauma based mind control programming.” Satanic ritual abuse is, according to O’Brien, widely “used in the military which, for example, has the occult Temple of Set, which is supposedly more intellectually based, which is used to traumatize people. That leaves them widely suggestible for mind control programming. It’s a very deliberate method, and it has proliferated heavily on our military bases.” Her list of perpetrators includes a variety of American, Canadian, Mexican and Saudi Arabian government officials, as well as notable country stars. Her stories can of course not be corroborated, there is no credible evidence, and they are full of inconsistencies (as pointed out here) but that sort of goes without mentioning and probably doesn’t matter all that much to her fans.

Mark Phillips, her husband, was allegedly the one who rescued her from her abuse by the military. Educateyourself.org, Ken Adachi’s site, offers you “the true story” of Mark Phillips here (originally written by one Ray Bilger for David Icke’s site). Things suggest that Phillips might have been the original crazy in the relationship. James Bartley, appropriately enough, believes that Phillips may be something of a double agent who is still under the control of Project Monarch. It’s not entirely clear why that should be the case, for there is not much evidence or reason flying around in these debates.

O’Brien does of course have a substantial presence at whale.to.

Diagnosis: No one doubts that O’Brien is a victim of sorts. After all, she seems to honestly believe her elaborate fantasies – and there seems to be plenty enough people who take them seriously to make her just a tiny bit of a threat to civilization. Good job, Cathy.